Piss on the Holidays

Sweet holiday recipe from Ms. Hades’ kitchen to yours
By: Ms. Hades


On this most POSTAL of holidays I wanted to share a special hot steaming recipe from Ms. Hades’ kitchen. (I know there’s a place to create my meals in this realm because I never have to wait for my haggis and tatties.) Over the years I have perfected unique recipes to feed my hungry slaves who strive so hard to please me and still manage to fail so goddamn miserably. Now I am gingerly passing on these treasures to you, my disturbed fans.

You will delight watching the faces of your loved ones smile and beg for more once they’ve tasted this treat. Of course those beaming faces might turn different shades when you finally tell them your secret ingredient; Ms. Hades very own sweet golden stream.

Now, you must first understand that as enjoyable as it is to drink down my piss, this precious ingredient doesn’t go with everything. I know, it’s enough to make you cry, but it’s true. No matter how hard I try, I can’t figure out how to piss in milk and have it not curdle. My top subbie scientists continue to try and crack that code for their Master.

One of my stable’s favorite treats is to sip on Spiced Cider a la Ms. Hades. Regular hot apple cider is for maladjusted vanillas. You’ll be a hit when you punch it up with some nice hot urine from Me!

So, curl up next to the roaring fire, grab a favorite dragon’s tongue and an unwilling submissive’s ass. You’re now good to go, so order the recipe’s preparation.



Prep Time: How the fuck should I know? JUST DO IT!

Cook Time: slave martha tells me it’s 25 minutes on the cooking time.

Ingredients:

- 3 cups fresh orange juice (reserve rind of 1 orange)
- 1-1/2 cups brown sugar
- Rind of 1 orange, sliced into strips
- 3 cinnamon sticks
- 1 Tablespoon whole cloves
- 8 whole allspice berries
- 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg
- 6 quarts unsweetened apple cider
- 3 oranges, each cut into 8 wedges for garnish
- And the pièce de résistance, 1-1/2 cups of Piss Du Ms. Hades

Preparation:

Order someone to get a heavy saucepan and bring the orange juice, brown sugar, orange rind, cinnamon sticks, cloves, allspice and nutmeg slowly to a boil. Like my sadistic drive, it must be stirred often. Stir until brown sugar is melted. Reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes.

To pass the time, paddle some poor slave until they beg for a buttplug. This usually takes no more than 20 minutes as well, so you’re good to “go”.

Demand subbie to place apple cider in a larger pot. Make them strain the orange mixture into the cider. Now add the special ingredient from my crotch to the mix. Don’t worry, it will be in your mouth soon enough. Heat until steaming (again).

Serve hot, garnished with orange wedges up your subbie’s ass.

Yield: 24 servings, Eight ounces each serving in a standard dog dish.