WINTER 2008 ISSUE
 


GAY OR NOT GAY!

By Mike Jaret


GAY

GAY DURING THE WEEK!




Let’s break it down for ya….as much as I’d like to believe these two queens were just dressing up for Halloween, lets be perfectly honest! The noodle slurpin’ geisha on the left not only brings his master tea and chow-mein, he dips the man’s balls in the noodles and chows down on a throat full-a-sack. He might almost be a superhero if the world wanted to be dipped in sweet and sour sauce and fellated by none other then Mao-ZeBung himself! Count me out…..Now onto the faceless loose ass on the right. This one is hard to swallow, as he CLAIMS to be a Harley rider. Now I’m not up on my motorcycle knowledge and I don’t know how the ball slobbers do it in Sturges, but this guy definitely takes it in the rear from a leather-bound male on the weekdays. On the weekends he might just let his mannish wife strap it on and flower his asshole. If I had to guess I’d say this guys cock hasn’t been near wet female genitals since the Vietnam War, and “she” clearly didn’t love him long time!




GAY

GAY AND LOVIN IT!




Nothin’ says lovin’ like gay Asians. On the left is two douche-chill’s who are wearin Borat issued full body thongs. Now I’m not saying these guys actually BU-FU each other….but man the guy on the left sure looks like he just took a chubby and the guy on the right….man he looks like he just shot buku load in the blueman’s ass! Now let’s move over to the right….yeesh how can you NOT love George Takai? This guy is like the leader of homos….he was even nice enough to wear some makeup and a boa on set to prove his worth….Chekov looks like he cant wait to jump into Sulu’s quarters and rip of his pretty pink uniform. I believe Rodenberry’s future was a lot more tolerant of gays in the military! Don’t ask Don’t Tell is clearly not an issue any longer….

 

 

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