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All I Want for Xmas is a POSTAL Holiday!
A Guide to Running With Scissors’ Coolest Gifts
By Bill “The Game Doctor” Kunkel
 As a practicing Game Doctor for over a quarter century, I am often asked for gift giving suggestions during this time of year. “I love my boyfriend and he loves videogames, Game Doctor,” they usually explain, “and after that breast exam you just gave me, I feel kinda guilty. What can I get him for Christmas to make up for it?”
Ah, guilt – that most magnificent motivator of gifting! Well, whatever you may have done or not done, I can tell you as a fake doctor in all seriousness that if the recipient of said gift is a POSTAL fan, the guaranteed make-up-for-anything present has got to be POSTAL X: 10th Anniversary Collectors Edition http://www.gopostal.com/10th.php. This is definitely Ultimate Postal, from its faux cereal box packaging to its multitude of contents which include just about everything from the RWS offices this side of a Vince Desi pubic hair embedded in Lucite (we’re saving that for the 20th Anniversary).
Seriously, you will not believe all the stuff they crammed into that box! Two versions of the original POSTAL,; POSTAL 2; Apocalypse Weekend; STP; awesome mods including Eternal Damnation; the Postal Fudge Pack; “Music to Go Postal By”; rare videos and game materials off the cutting room floor; a sneak peak at POSTAL III and, my personal candidate for Coolest Swag… Ever – POSTALforms! That’s right, you’ll have your very own trailer park background on which you can position all the beloved POSTAL characters and special effects from the games. You can even animate your own movies with this puppy! Total cost: $39.99 in the USA for the whole POSTAL package.
The other hot spot this Yule Season is the Café Press Postal Posters page http://www.gopostal.com/cafepressposters.php. In addition to the classic Postal Movie Posters spoofing everything from “Scarface” to Indiana Jones (in both regular and mini sized versions) we have several new entries that are well worth checking out at a range of prices.
Looking for a cool stocking stuffer? Get one of the $3 POSTAL III keychains with the P3 logo on one side and the RWS icon on the other. Got friends who aren’t into Windows? RWS has Linux and Mac versions of all its products. The gopostal.com store even has some freebies!
So there you have it, a one-stop gift center for all the people on your POSTAL gift list. We’ve got POSTAL III t-shirts (sure to be a collector’s item since there will probably be three more shirt styles by the time the game releases), thongs and Baby-Ts for your favorite lady or feminized guy. All that and a lot more – all in one place.
Gopostal to go gifting!
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