FEB / MAR 2008 ISSUE
 


DEAR MS. HADES

A Valentine from His Deep, Dark Place!

DEAR MS. HADES: I often find myself unable to “restrain myself” from saying, "I love you" to She Who Controls Me. Mistress got tired of hearing me so now I must wear a ballgag whenever I interact with her.

I have been serving her for almost eight months and I would be so happy if she would make me her Life Slave.

Ms. Hades, my Dominant and I revere you. Please post my poem to her for Valentine's Day.

DEAR SLAVE: If I had a penny for every time one of you sappy little shits decided they “loved” me I would be independently wealthy and wouldn’t have to answer your letters!

Your mushy, “poetic” sentiment made me barf so hard I decided to inflict it on my readers too.

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WHAT MATTERS MOST OF ALL

I go to work and pay the bills
I mow the grass in 9 inch heels.
I am your slave to command
And serve your every demand.

With this ballgag always in my mouth
I yearn to sign my love by hand
My balls yearn for a good crush,
And my ass still has no brand.

Life goes by, the days go on,
The months turn into years.
Some are filled with rope burns,
Some with welted rears.

But one thing that will never change
Is my collared love for you.
Lots of things can leave a scar
But these wounds of love sting true.

My mouth is muffled,
But my heart speaks free;
What matters most of all
is your Dominance of me.

I love you. Happy Valentine's Day.

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TO THE DOMINANT: What the HELL?! The poem is like a failing report card. You are on warning and I just may strip you of your leathers!

Here’s a hint on how to handle this puke-spewing maggot:

My favored tool in this month o’ romance is Vampire Gloves! These delightful playthings have so many needles extending out of the palm and fingers that you usually want to go fairly lightly. Firm scratches followed by a nice alcohol rub is enough to get some pleasant tears started.

In this case, however, let them BITE! Sink those slender fangs into his sorry ass and let them feast on his blood. When a sub has been particularly offensive, swift corporal punishment is called for. He will kiss your feet and praise you for it later.

After a harsh spanking I find it soothing to watch the blood of a bad submissive trickle down the walls. Try it. I’m sure you’ll love it. Just be sure to purchase extra pairs of gloves so the blood soaked ones can cure and be ready for their next use.

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FINAL NOTE: I want more of you little bitches checking out the amazing artwork of Kelly Gray! She is the creative darkling who rendered me in the form of that that great little image you see of Ms. Hades at the top of this page. Click on my Ms. Hades icon and you’ll be transported to her site with access to more of her delightfully deviant art. DO IT NOW!

--Ms. Hades

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